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Storkinspork
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i am fuming

Posted by Storkinspork - January 20th, 2024


As most of you already know, I have been a respected and valued member of the Newgrounds community for a LONG time, since I last made a post approximately 18 months ago, I have decided to partake in the production of homosexual pornography I had previously criticized. I have made several drawings including Patrick having sex with Spongebob, Squidward having sex with Patrick, AND EVEN a drawing involving 2 male characters from MLP taking part in sexual acts with each other. *quivers*


All of the previously mentioned art pieces were made to appeal to this extremely progressive, incredibly gay community which I have come to appreciate, and which (I THOUGHT) had come to appreciate me. But alas, I was sorely mistaken.


Since I have begun the production of this art, I have seen absolutely NO SUCCES! it's almost like you fucking people didn't even notice, I mean Jesus F*cking (Fucking) Christ people! A guy finally submits and lets you walk all over him, and what thanks does he get? Absolutely Fuck all!


I mean fuck dude I thought you people liked this shit, when I made my first gay drawing all the way back in April of 2023 featuring Vegeta getting his pink asshole cleaned the fuck out by Steve from Blue's Clues, I mean just absolutely licked fucking clean like the last drops at the bottom of a soup bowl by my 4 year old child, who I still refuse to feed during my custody weekends despite how much my ex-wife threatens to calls CPS, I expected some fucking praise, but what do I get? A big FUCK YOU in the form of a 2 star rating and an extremely dismissive, seemingly homophobic comment.


Look, I get it, I was like you too once, looking at every depiction of sodomy the same way I looked at my now 4 year old son the day he was born. But I thought this place was supposed to be accepting of this type of shit? I mean God damn, go to the trending page of the portal and turn on the A rating and all you're gonna see is some fat furry bitch with massive tits and a cock getting pegged by her gay Hispanic lover.


I mean fuck dude you'd think I'd get a little more appreciation considering I explore very similar themes of interracial love. (the cyborg dude from Teen Titans fingering Mordecai from Regular Show's spread asshole) like I mean what, is it not enough? Do I have to throw Stephen Hawking getting jacked off by his underpaid immigrant secretary while staring at gay dwarf porn in the background for you motherfuckers to consider it "representation," I mean I'm trying my fucking best over here but none of this shit is ever enough for you goonbrained motherfuckers is it? What do you want? Do you want me to start drawing children now or some shit? Is that the only sick fetish that's still fucked up enough to you anymore to actually get you off, because all the shit you watched where 2 morbidly obese catgirls shit in each other's mouths when you were 13 has permanently fucked your brain to the point where the only fucking thing left that can actually make you cum is something so fucking morally reprehensible that if somebody catches you jerking off to it every single one of your family and friends will ostracize you? Or do you just not have any friends or family left who are willing to put up with your shit so you just don't fucking care anymore, I mean what do you have to lose? The only people you actually talk to anymore outside of the 46 year old cashier at the grocery store you go to to buy 7 bags of Tostitos every 3 days are just as mentally fucked as you are, they're not gonna fucking care, as a matter of fact it's just about the only thing you have in common with these freaks because you've sacrificed any hobbies or career opportunities you previously had by the time you were 19 so you could spend more time jerking off to furries all day.


Anyways the moral of the story is I'm done, I've bought a flight to Canada and I'm gonna go buy a house in the mountains after finding some fat bitch to marry, so I can abandon my stupid fucking kid and his dumb bitch mom.


So long and farewell <3


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