Honestly the main problem with the internet is that everything is so beyond parody nowadays that it's impossible to tell when somebody's being sarcastic or not, this is very clearly a problem with society at large and not my severely underdeveloped marijuana addicted cum brain that has become completely unable to identify any form of subtlety or sarcasm. I mean really, after 8+ years of pre conditioning my short tempered, low attention spanned micro blog brain to find every post that even slightly goes against my pre established view of the world as a personal slight against my character that must be torn apart, how do you expect me to think clearly enough to realize when somebody is making a joke or just fucking with me for the sake of it? What, am I supposed to just "leave it alone"? Fuck you, I have an incredibly important cause to defend and I don't remotely appreciate you telling me to "calm down".

I mean honestly even if they are joking what fucking difference does it make? I already don't like them on account of the fact that they've inconvenienced my day by exposing me to thoughts that I disagree with, regardless of how absurd or easily they can be dismissed, so I don't really give a shit, fuck these people and fuck their shitty attempt at "humor." Honestly the world was a way better place when the only tv channel there was to watch was Nick Jr and none of these "news broadcasters" ever even existed, like where the fuck did that shit even come from? I remember when I was 7 "Tucker Carlson" didn't fucking exist, all we had to watch was Blue's Clues and my fat fuck dad miserably trying to get rid of the hornets nest in our backyard and getting his dick stung and then my mom calling him a worthless dipshit and then getting a divorce, Israel and Palestine weren't fighting, in fact I don't even think they existed yet at all, and shit was just so much fucking better.

That's the problem with this "sarcasm" shit, even if you don't actually agree with the statement you're making it still wastes my fucking time, why the fuck do I have to argue with you? I have to spend my time arguing with actual people for the good of Palestine or Israel, honestly I forget which one I'm supposed to be supporting I think it has something to do with trans bathrooms or something idk. But regardless of what my position even is I shouldn't have to spend my energy refuting bullshit claims about Donald Gay Trump getting caught sucking off another dude from Saudi Arabia, like yeah I get he did that one fucking time in 2005 but it's very clearly not something he would do again, stop bringing it up like he would still act like that today it's not fucking funny or productive to literally anything.

The worst part of all of this is I run out of time to fight for these valuable causes, if I didn't have to spend so much time disproving the dick sucking allegations that are constantly levied against me, trans people would be able to have their own fucking bathrooms by now, Chinese slavery would be abolished just like all the other races, Trump would've been executed, Hillary would've been able to girlboss all over the Middle East, blowing up small impoverished children with her iconic "we got this ladies!" flair that SHOULD HAVE won her the election, but no, you motherfuckers, you slimy, worthless motherfuckers just can't help yourselves. You HAVE to, you just FUCKING HAVE TO call ME gay, FUCKING ME, GAY, I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?

This is what the fucking centrists do to people,, they push these BS jokes and rumors to try to distract us from our root cause, if it wasn't for Trollface, we would have universal healthcare, if it wasn't for Big Chungus, children wouldn't still be getting raped, and black people would be able to leave their fucking houses to buy Counter Culture Coffee from the gay Whole Foods without fear of some fat fuck pig cop beating them to death. (sorry 4 fatphobia racism just pisses me off)

Next time you see a fucking "meme" I want you to fucking do something about it, don't just ignore it, don't just scroll by, AND ESPECIALLY DON'T FUCKING LAUGH! FUCKING, DO, SOMETHING!

Remember that these people are literally stopping us from preventing more rapes!

As most of you already know, I have been a respected and valued member of the Newgrounds community for a LONG time, since I last made a post approximately 18 months ago, I have decided to partake in the production of homosexual pornography I had previously criticized. I have made several drawings including Patrick having sex with Spongebob, Squidward having sex with Patrick, AND EVEN a drawing involving 2 male characters from MLP taking part in sexual acts with each other. *quivers*

All of the previously mentioned art pieces were made to appeal to this extremely progressive, incredibly gay community which I have come to appreciate, and which (I THOUGHT) had come to appreciate me. But alas, I was sorely mistaken.

Since I have begun the production of this art, I have seen absolutely NO SUCCES! it's almost like you fucking people didn't even notice, I mean Jesus F*cking (Fucking) Christ people! A guy finally submits and lets you walk all over him, and what thanks does he get? Absolutely Fuck all!

I mean fuck dude I thought you people liked this shit, when I made my first gay drawing all the way back in April of 2023 featuring Vegeta getting his pink asshole cleaned the fuck out by Steve from Blue's Clues, I mean just absolutely licked fucking clean like the last drops at the bottom of a soup bowl by my 4 year old child, who I still refuse to feed during my custody weekends despite how much my ex-wife threatens to calls CPS, I expected some fucking praise, but what do I get? A big FUCK YOU in the form of a 2 star rating and an extremely dismissive, seemingly homophobic comment.

Look, I get it, I was like you too once, looking at every depiction of sodomy the same way I looked at my now 4 year old son the day he was born. But I thought this place was supposed to be accepting of this type of shit? I mean God damn, go to the trending page of the portal and turn on the A rating and all you're gonna see is some fat furry bitch with massive tits and a cock getting pegged by her gay Hispanic lover.

I mean fuck dude you'd think I'd get a little more appreciation considering I explore very similar themes of interracial love. (the cyborg dude from Teen Titans fingering Mordecai from Regular Show's spread asshole) like I mean what, is it not enough? Do I have to throw Stephen Hawking getting jacked off by his underpaid immigrant secretary while staring at gay dwarf porn in the background for you motherfuckers to consider it "representation," I mean I'm trying my fucking best over here but none of this shit is ever enough for you goonbrained motherfuckers is it? What do you want? Do you want me to start drawing children now or some shit? Is that the only sick fetish that's still fucked up enough to you anymore to actually get you off, because all the shit you watched where 2 morbidly obese catgirls shit in each other's mouths when you were 13 has permanently fucked your brain to the point where the only fucking thing left that can actually make you cum is something so fucking morally reprehensible that if somebody catches you jerking off to it every single one of your family and friends will ostracize you? Or do you just not have any friends or family left who are willing to put up with your shit so you just don't fucking care anymore, I mean what do you have to lose? The only people you actually talk to anymore outside of the 46 year old cashier at the grocery store you go to to buy 7 bags of Tostitos every 3 days are just as mentally fucked as you are, they're not gonna fucking care, as a matter of fact it's just about the only thing you have in common with these freaks because you've sacrificed any hobbies or career opportunities you previously had by the time you were 19 so you could spend more time jerking off to furries all day.

Anyways the moral of the story is I'm done, I've bought a flight to Canada and I'm gonna go buy a house in the mountains after finding some fat bitch to marry, so I can abandon my stupid fucking kid and his dumb bitch mom.

So long and farewell <3

It's been a little over a year since I joined this site, I was initially attracted to it after hearing about it's recent breakout success "Whites Only" and thought it might a cool new way to share my thoughts and make some new friends!

Unfortunately however, that is not the case. I have never met a more toxic, unappreciative, bigoted, and worst of all gay community than the people here on Newgrounds. Every single day I am constantly exposed to homophobic slurs and disgusting art of men having sex with each other, this constant exposure has taken a toll on my mental health and I can no longer continue my stay on this website without at least trying to take a stand against what I can hope was once a far more accepting and loving community.

I first realized how toxic this site was on when my first upload (fanart of Rainbow Dash and Spike (THE BOY IN MLP) having sex with each other) was "blammed," or in other words people hated this drawing so much that they downvoted it so it would get deleted. Most of these "reviews" (unhelpful hate comments) were commenting on how I should have rated the drawing A instead of E due to the graphic nature of the drawing, (I drew Spike with a massive dick and balls and cumming,) and though many may see these comments as fair, I see them for what they really are, a ruse.

The fact of the matter is these people do not actually care whether or not I marked the drawing as A, E, or whatever other age ratings these people think would be more acceptable (NEED I REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS MY DRAWING AND I CAN RATE IT WHATEVER I WANT!) These people are simply using this to mask their actual problem with the drawing, it is a male having sex with a female. People on Newgrounds have not, and will not accept any pornographic illustration that does not depict the gay sex they so desperately crave, choosing instead to downvote and mock straight artists (Such as myself) for depicting sexuality as God originally intended.

I am done taking this bullshit, unless the Newgrounds community finally decides to grow up and accept NATURAL DEPICTION OF INTERCOURSE! Then I am done with this website.

Fuck you Tom Fulp, and fuck your anti straight, anti Brony website.

Ik this may not seem like much but if you say all these words in order it sounds like something CRAZY! (Warning: it's a swear so if you're a kid BE WARNED!)

I was taking a shit (for reasons I WON'T be getting into!) and I looked in the toilet before I flushed as I often do after going to the bathroom to examine my stool and make sure there aren't any digestive issues. Now I should mentioned that the POOP ITSELF was all well and good, nice and brown good solid shape texture seemed fine, nothing out of the ordinary for a Wednesday evening shit.

What was a problem however, and is something that will never leave my mind as one of the grossest and just downright DISGUSTING moments of my life, was that there were around 3 or 4 worms swimming around in my toilet, absolutely covered in shit.

Now this is obviously concerning under any context, but what was weird to me was that they didn't look like parasitic worms you would expect to find in your body, they were pink looking earth worms like the ones you or I may find in a garden, or perhaps a field. I'm not a medical expert so these could just be a species of parasitic worms that I'm not familiar with, which happen to look similar to the common earth worm, but I can't shake the feeling that somehow these worms had gotten into my body through some unnatural means.

Any advice on this? I'm thinking of going to the doctor but I don't really want to waste any more of his time after the trumpet incident, he still seems pretty upset at me whenever I go in there because of that whole ordeal.

Happy Bombchu girl day :D

This holiday (now officially recognized as a national holiday if you live in the United States you can get a day off of work no joke) has been in the works for a long time now and I am SO excited to be sharing my interpretation of this total babe with you.

There's like 3 links on it and fuck all else, enjoy!

https://www.storkinspork.ga/

I shat on my dad's car cause I thought it would be funny now I have to clean it off before he gets home but it stained the metal and idk what to do. If you know how to get a shit stain off a car please comment with instructions ASAP!

Hey everyone! 👋 I guess I've never formally introduced myself. 😊 So here's a little introduction to my page!

My name's Storkinspork, I'm mentally retarded and extremely inbred. When I was six years old my two gay dads forced me to participate in beauty pageants for the physically/mentally impaired against my will hoping to make some money off my various incurable illnesses. This would lead me to many traumatic experiences which I don't want to really delve into, I still remember the judges saying "GET THAT CHICKEN BOY OFF THE FUCKING STAGE" while throwing bags of popcorn and other edible goods directly at my head.

Fast forward a few years and I'm starting to make a name for myself, I'm known as the greatest mentally retarded male pageant queen in my entire city! Capitalizing on this newfound success my two dads launched a clothing line under my name, mostly consisting of t-shirts that said "I stand with chicken boy" "chicken boy is my hero" and "the south will rise again." Regardless of this my mental health was still declining and the kids would all mock me at school , they were fine with my status as a chicken boy but thought the pageant shit was "girly and more something a gay person who has sex with men would do rather than a chicken."

Eventually all the name calling and constant torment would catch up to me and I would swear off pageants altogether, my dads didn't like this very much and said I had to continue going to them. Not willing to accept this I ran away from home, leaving my gay dads and pageanting behind as I searched for greener pastures.

I was 15 now, and not in a good position to make a life for myself. Thankfully an extremely generous and morbidly obese gentlemen named Arthur pitied my situation and offered a spare bedroom in his house, with the condition that I do some basic chores and housework. I quickly accepted this offer elated that I managed to find a new home so quickly.

The next couple years were pretty uneventful, I lived at Arthur's house, did some simple chores I think he snuck into my room a couple times because the lock on the door had been hacked off but I'm not completely sure. I got a job at the local Walmart but got fired pretty soon because I forgot to put up a wet floor sign after pissing in the bread aisle.

Anyways that leads us up to now. I created this page a little bit ago but hadn't given a formal introduction. I hope you guys like the content I post on here and don't mind the semi frequent rants about fluoride which quickly get deleted within minutes of me posting once I come out of my heroin fueled daze. Have a good night :)

There is brown stuff coming out of my ass how do I make it stop? (urgent)